Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

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Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

pass the guitar

you talk to much!! let the others speak

me. man, calm down! pass the guitar
other. yeah we had listen you all night
him. ok, sorry

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

electric guitar

combination of guitar and electricity.

"Hi. How to make an electric guitar? Well I don't know. But from the name of it, it's just a combination of guitar and electricity."

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

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guitar hero

the only video game that chicks don't find absolutely repulsive.. used frequently at parties, and our hi-school hosts yearly competitions between classes. also, real guitarists often bash this game. but after all, that's what it is, a game.

dude-1... i was playing guitar hero, and i finally broke 450,000 points in beast and the harlot!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!

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