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This is an urban legend at a high school in New Jersey. Supposedly, one boy, a freshman, was smoking pot, and did not have any money for his "pot food." Meanwhile, another boy, a sophomore, had a sandwich and ate half. He was no longer hungry. So desperate, the freshman asks the sophomore, "Hey, could I have half the sandwich?" Both high out of their minds, the sophomore replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick first." As the rumor has it, the freshman did go ahead with the task, to achieve his craving of hunger, half the sandwich.
What would you do for Half a sandwich ?
Umm, idk run a mile?
How about SMD!
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A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.
I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja
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when Alicia kicked me in the testicles because I called her "fat."
you see a regular bitch would have just called me a "faggot" but being a "bitch-and-a-half" she opted to save her voice, and simply attack my manhood.
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Half Natty is a bodybuilding term that is used to describe a bodybuilder who has been lifting for 5+ years, typically even more. Natty meaning natural, thus, half natural. Not to be confused with a person who has taken steroids before and is now no longer taking them. The results of this bodybuilder display an incredible physique, one who may call unnatural. This term has been developed in the bodybuilding community to describe those who have been sceptical of using performance-enhancing drugs such as steroids, or SARMS.
To obtain the structure and physique of a Half Natty bodybuilder - you must eat, and train on a consistent basis with the inclusion of good form, motivation, and determination. These Half Natty bodybuilders take every advantage they can to take the most incredible progress photos. This may include but not limited to - Good pump, down lighting, fake/natural tan, or an oiled physique. Such steps can give the individual the illusion of 5 to 10 lbs more muscle mass than what he/she may already have.
Friend 1: "Hey dude, have you seen Matt Ogus? Dude is definitely on something, I doubt he claims natural"
Friend 2: "Matt Ogus is a Half Natty bodybuilder, he is completely natural. All he does is train and eat consistently and take good photos. Half Natty, not to be confused with someone who has taken steroids before and is now natural."
Friend 1: "Oh shit, my bad"
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The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.
Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.
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Someone who is really nice deep down, but just doesn't make much of an effort as far as appearance or conversation goes.
Girl 1 "how was your date with Dave last night?"
Girl 2 "It was good, the meal was nice"
Girl 1 "Do you think you and Dave will get together?"
Girl 2 "I would but he's a bit of a half-pinter"
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I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous
I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.
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