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Philip Hamilton

He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.

Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!

by CakeCatGirl April 22, 2018


Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 3, 2022


Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.

"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"

by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024


JAMIE HAMILTON

BEAUTIFUL, SPICY, SMART, COUNTRY GIRL, STRONG, AMAZING BUTT

SHES THE MOST JAMIE HAMILTON GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!
DAMN SHES GOT A NICE JAMIE HAMILTON ON HER!!!

by B-DubSTB April 6, 2021