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THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
The one who actually shot first.
Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!
The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Mei Han is a girl who will annoy you and steal your things for a living
Classmate:"steals your things"
You: you are a mei han
A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station
So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow
The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
Something that is strange, weird or unique
Person: shits themselves
Person 2: Oh nein that is very Hans Panz