An advanced computer system designed by the CPA. Hay allows sounds from elephants to transfer from the BGU to the speaker. YAY HAY!
An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
Remember the reply to Hay' was "hay is for horses" , well actually you were right. In this day of acronyms it fits. Hay was then and is now the acronym for "How Are You?
Him: Hay?
Her: Chillaxin. Hay?
Him: Me too.
Super sweet and caring guy when you are his girlfriend but will turn into a douche the second you breakup. Usually acts like he has a big dick but in reality it’s average
Y’all that Hays kid likes anal deadass
A Hays is a last name, and it’s pride to have the name.If you ever come across a Hays and you piss the Hays off he or she will beat your ass! And also they are Loyal and heart -warming but as I said Don’t mess with a Hays.
Damn last night, I heard a Hays beat down Jhakob at school but didn’t get suspended! WOW