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"Bro that guys gone full Hoodie Den before his set."
A common religion coming from the north-west very common in states such as Ohio, Washington, Wyoming, and Nebraska and many more. In this religion the males wear Hoodie over their heads, while women don't have any customs. This religion follows the belief of the Bible.
What's your religion?
Oh mine is Hoodie Religion
No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want
Girls: Give me your hoodies
Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December
No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want
Girls: Give me your hoodies
Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December
when something great happens or bye
aight peace birdie in the hoodie
A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.
You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap
That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never
That’s giving hoodie pocket