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hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.

Deputy Mandes got his hoop rear ended.

by lssheriff May 5, 2021


Hoop

She got is bad as in girl is cute

DudeKylie Jenner can hoop

by Fresh546 May 29, 2019


Hoop

A fucking dumbass

Did you see that hoop he a dumbass

by Litratpsck September 12, 2017


Hoop

A big butt

Ah lads , the hoop on her!

by Thebossytoss March 17, 2017


hoop

A slang term used by folk in Dallas meaning to fight or “bump

Ay nigga we can meet up and hoop whatever yhu on bih

by laasn4il June 8, 2024


cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 28, 2022


hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018