Hooping means playing basketball can be used as hoop
Yo! Necat we boutta hoop wanna come with us blood?
I love hooping so much
I wanna be a pro hooper
A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players
Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?
Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.
Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.
Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.
To put the entirety of myself in your ass
He bob you can hoop me if you want
A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."