horny

Thinking about pussy 24/7. You need it so bad you're thinking about asking out that redhead at the gas station with the eye patch and club foot. You buy raw liver to jerk off in, like the guy in Portnoy's Complaint.

I was so horny I said to the corrections officer, "I'll bet you ten bags of coffee I can bust three nuts in five minutes. Time me!"

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horny

You perverts need to stop looking up this word.
It does not refer to sex at all.

1. Having horns or hornlike projections
2. Made from a horn
3. Tough and calloused
4. Slang for wanting sex

Stop reading these definitions just to get horny!

His hands were horny ecause of his work on a boat, which roughened his hands.

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Horny

A feeling characterized by intense sexual urges.

Master Bates is consumed with being horny.

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horny

it means your turned on.

dan:man im so horny!
john:go have sex with the girl that turned you on!
dan:good idea man,thanks!

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horny

A strong urge you feel you must satisfy to give or get pleasured sexually

I can't believe what I did last night. I ended up sleeping with Mario. I watched that XXX rated video with Mario and I got really super "horny".

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Horny

When Mel wants 2 cum, and what she is all the time.
Fuck, she is horny. She needs to cuuuuuuum!

Mel is so damm horny

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horny

being horny happens when a guy or a girl (usually guys) is so loaded with sexual envies and thoughts that he or she gets crasy and is ready to do it with anything which can breath. After the act, it's finally possible to go back to a regular life.

Dude, I was so horny that I couldn't wait for my gf and did it with a racoon. It was sick and horrible but I felt better and was ready to think as I used to.

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