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That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.
An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”
A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.
"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."
A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.
S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.
D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..
S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.
David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!
An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!