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That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.
An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”
Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.
David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!
An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.
"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."
A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.
S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.
D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..
S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.
Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?