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to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.
ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.
if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.
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to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
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A woman with qustionable virtues that
loves to hump.
I met this girl last night and she was a total Hump-rat.
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The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
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The term applies to "dry-humping" the bathtub floor in the middle of having a bath. This may be performed with the use of a sex toy; something that may be mounted on the bathtub floor with which the penis may be inserted into.
The decrease in friction results in no chafing after easily having an orgasm in the water.
That fucking chick wouldn't suck my dick so I told her to put on a movie while I went bathtub humping.
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When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.
"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."
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A strange fetish of masturbating with a pillow. Pretty self-explanatory about what goes on.
Jim and Jenna both do pillow humping regularly, but their normal sex life is still great.
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