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That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.
lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!
The name given to the windy day Scotland had on the 5 December 2013.
Named after the person most hated by Scotland and already associated with causing misery to Scotland.
Only a week previous to the hurricane, on the 30th of November 2013, Scotland was still in shock and trying to come to terms with a horrible helicopter crash that took the lives of innocent people at the Clutha pub in Glasgow. Within hours of this happening Katie Hopkins posted vile remarks on Twitter about how long the people of Scotland live for.
"I got the day aff cos ah tha' Hurricane Katie Hopkins"
"Ah never hud a trampoline 'afore the day o' Hurricane katie Hopkins, now Ah'v got 3 in ma gairden"
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Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.
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A domestic politics disaster of the first order.
The indictment of Lewis "Scooter" Libby hit the White House like Hurricane Harriet
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Its when you through a bitch in a a chair with wheels, and thrust inside of her twice, then viciously whip it out, and spin her around three times, then like, lickety split... lick her clitoris twice, and keep doing that untill she's become dizzy. Then, cum on her chin!
Hugh Jass said "Ouuu yeah, i vant you to spin me right round like meatspin.com... over and over. I want a Hurricane Katrina" Mike Hawk replied. "Okay"
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An unofficial addition to the Saffir-Simpson hurricane rating scale. If a 6th category was created, It would include any hurricane over 180 mph (290kph).
Hurricane Irma is a category 6 hurricane.
A common phrase used predominantly on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn.. that’s just like a moose in a hurricane