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Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".
The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc
The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"
"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"
when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying
person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia
person 1 : crys
Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.
her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?
A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?
Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.
a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal
Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.