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Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you
Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."
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The ultimate catch phrase. You lose your virginity just saying it
Person 1: You're so lame
Person 2: Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo
Person 1: Nvm your the ultimate chad
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the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.
Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....
when someone doesn’t like cake , is commonly only used by losers and instinctively used by people named James !
I dont like cake , he said with a northern accent !
Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone
"i feel like a god"
"lets do it"
"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"
this isn't an definition i'd like to state that my last post got took down and people copied my definition and that's not cool because no one had made that definition for like an week and when i go back on to check my post it's gone. please don't steal my posts thanks.
here's an funny cool story
so i met this guy
in class
and he was like
"hey, ur kinda cute wanna go out?"
i laughed so hard
and said "no"
and everybody heard him
so he was mad all day
cuz ppl kept laughing
anyways i dont like this means nothing like:
girl1: this means nothing she was totes i don't like this on this post
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