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A sex position whereby the man is lying on his back and the woman is on top riding his cock but facing in the opposite direction.
I'm so tired of the missionary position, let's try reverse cowboy. Giddie up girl, but damn, face the other way, you are ugly.
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the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid
hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??
dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick
oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys
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When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.
I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.
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4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey
Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"
Will: "Daaaaaang."
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(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.
Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.
Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?
Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.
Many dogs like to eat logs in the fog and it doesn't matter if it sounds wrong
Shaggy The Cowboy killed Chris.
Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!