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1. Any person at an ice rink who attempts to show off, without doing anything show-off-worthy (see examples below).
2. At an ice rink, the person who, instead of doing their job as a guard, skates around in a douche-like manner to prove they're better than everyone else.
3.Any person at an ice-rink who shows off by: skating really fast, skating really fast and then skidding, resulting in sheets of ice spraying on innocent by-skaters.
1. Person- "Hey, my child is really afraid to skate, can you bring him a walker to help him out?"
Ice Douche- "Ah, nah. I'm too busy showing off to actually do the job I'm being paid for." (Skates off douchily)
2. Person A- "Hey, havin fun?"
Person B- "No, I almost got ran over by that ice douche over there."
3. Person A- "Hey, Ice Douche, could you do a triple axle for us?"
Ice Douche- "Umm, yeah, after the ice is cleared" (Ice is cleared and still doesn't do triple axle).
A person who signs up for internet service 'just for the convenience of email' who's friends and family soon begin planning an intervention to help them realize that the person is in total denial and unaware that they have become addicted to being online. Classic symptoms and changes in habit include withdrawal from outdoor activities, decline in personal hygiene, inability to keep appointments on time, dark circles under the eyes, and a propensity to run towards a computer every time a doorbell rings.
When Billy declined the free month-long vacation sailing the Caribbean with his family citing "spotty broadband access" as unacceptable living conditions, they could no longer look the other way; Billy was an AOL-ic.
when theres pretty much no ice left in the ice tray and all thats left is frost, that tastes kind of like snow or salty freezer. Can also be used metiphorically to mean the last of something or the one that nobody wants.
I was getting ready to pour some ice tea, but when i got to the freezer all that was left was scrap ice.
Everyone in PE was picked for dodgeball except the usual scrap ice.
First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)
Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.
The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons QuarterBack Matt Ryan.
Matty Ice is leading the Falcons to the Super Bowl!
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A rapper who had such good rhymes he could make gay kids movies without being labeled a commercialized fag. Was once a member of NWA but now in Westside Connection.
Still, not as great as he used to be.
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The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?
Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
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