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The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
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When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.
Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)
An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.
The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker
A long skinny penis with a very big head
Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies
Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.