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iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.
iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.
The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.
when you are some where in the city, without wifi or an electronic device, and you need a certain piece of information that an iphone would allow you to find out from where you were.
Person A: Hey, what's the address of the place we are going again?
Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!
A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.
B: IPhone moment!
Back in 2007:
Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
The third generation iPhone. It is twice as fast as the 3G including the internet speed and the phone itself. It also has a new camera that has auto focus and can now take videos. It looks identical to the iPhone 3G and comes in sizes 16GB, and 32GB. It will be released on June 19th, 09.
I got up at 4 am to get on the iPhone 3G S line.
Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.
-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.
-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.
I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
A phone that looks like something from Area 51.
That Iphone 11 Pro looks like an alien.