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A typical clown in any company. he usually has a friend Kirill, with whom he often has sex...
Valentin: Hy, Ivan from 201 room. Can u help me?
Ivan: sorry i have a sex with Kirill now.
Has a big slong can go up to 20 inches funny smart chill loyal real 6,7 black organ replaces claps balls
A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar
Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima
Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*
Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*
The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.
Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.
Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...
- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.
Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?
Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know