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A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.
If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
Jan
Jan is the guy who you would want to spend new years with if you want to climax your last day of the year.
Wow, I could really use a Jan right now lmao
Jan is a fatass, out of breath ass, dating muscle man headass nigga. Thus meaning stay away from this nigga man for your own safety
Jan sucks nigga penis
A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.
Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.
You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.
Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later
“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”