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Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life
Jake is my best friend!
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An odd guy, usually gay and loves listening to hippie music! He's a very unusual guy...
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1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.
Man Mark is being a real Jake. Well that's slightly better than a Appalachian Chief.
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Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend
Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.
Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake
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A very large schlong like type of person who everyone hates. Usually a small person who has a very tiny chode as well.
Nick: Dude your such a dick!
John: Yea your such a Jake!
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