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The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.
Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.
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1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth
2) The guy who has no friends
Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why
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An alternative to 'Jokes"
" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"
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A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
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A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.
Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.
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