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of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.

When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude

by that guy without pants on May 14, 2011


Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by April 25, 2017


blue jar no cap

Blow job no rubber

This chick in her post stated on the first date you could get a blue jar no cap if you had the right stuff.

by DavanK December 13, 2017

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dip in the cookie jar

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

by Callmecrazybut_ November 21, 2014


Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022


Tip Jar Mime

When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.

Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

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jar me out

this means that something is funny, or someone is making you laugh.

hahaha..jar me out man, did she seriously ass fuck her grandma's hamster?

JAR ME OUT, EH

by fuccccckkkkkerrrrrsssss July 27, 2004

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