A cum blob on a woman's chest.
I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.
When you go on a spending spree
Brought a couple stacks with me bouta jazz out.
Awesome, amazing, extraordinarily
Stephanie asked Patrick " How are you doing?" Patrick responded "I am Jazz-tastic!"
It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.
I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.
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A cock that is very unpredictable.
I fucked Jared last night, and he came in like ten seconds. But then we fucked again and it took him like three hours. He's got a jazz cock!
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Female Genitalia that is both dark and dingy.
"Wow, your vagina is like a fucking jazz club."
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To mess something up really badly
Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?
Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.
Roy: Oh shit.
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