John

he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates

your such a fuckboi john

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John john

That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.

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John-John

It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."

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no johns

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"

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The John

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

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john john

john john is The most amazing person in the world! He will make you fall in love with his smile and beautiful bright eyes. You will spend your life happy, and with a bunch of precious moments with him. There is never a dull moment with john. He will make you laugh bunches to the point of crying. He will sweep you off your feet with his cheesy lines. He will steal your heart with his dorky ways. Not only does he have an amazing personality, he is as handsome as can be! You can definitely be yourself with him around. You will always feel loved, protected&cared for. He is definitely a guy that wins over people's hearts with how sweet he is. His soul will just wrap around your heart and you'll know that he's the one. He is my god-given soulmate. The one i see myself spending the rest of my life with. john, i know you don't see yourself the way i see you, but i promise that for the rest of our lives, i will remind you how amazing you are.

John john is god
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john it

to take a personal day.

The act of missing work to so something selfish

"Where's jeff today?"
"He's johning it"

"Should I go to class today?"
"No man, John it!"

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