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When you think you have the juiciest most fruity tangy vaginal in the world
“Wow my cooter has so much volume it’s so juicy and phat”
“No I think you just have a juicy pussy complex”
a nice big, juicy set of lips; Lips that you look at and the only thing you can think of is kissing and biting on them, not hard of course.
I could make out with those juicy fruit lips of yours all day.
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An ordinary blow job, but the penis is covered in a thick layer of spray cheese
I can’t believe Steve got Jane to give him a Juicy Lucy, that was crazy
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When you have bananas and nectarines on a PLATE, (it must be a plate) and he bananas get in the nectarine juice, hence creating The Juicy Wiggle
“Oh no! My bananas! They’ve done The Juicy Wiggle! 😱”
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Alternative for "Punch line" from a popular text post on tumblr
"Are you missing the juicy juice hypotenuse?"
"What?"
"Sorry, maybe you should get a tumblr."
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A very recently used condom.
"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!