July 30th

People born on july 30th are the best people ever, they are kind and caring and will love you forever!!!

You are sooo luckyy
why?
because your partner was born on July 30th
yeah they are so nice!!

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July 5

National fucking day..

"Hey Carol are you going to July 5 him today?"

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july 28

people born in this date have the biggest dick i mean even if you are a girl you have a donkey cock

ohh.. you are born on july 28, nice cock bro!

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July 26th

It's national fuck day. It is tradition to fuck the shit out of your opposite gender bestfriend.

Josh: hey dude it's nearly July 26th!
Tyler: Yeah mate I'm so excited to fuck my bestfriend
Josh: I'm fucking caroline tonight dude

Georgina: Hey girl, I've heard about alot of rumors with July 26th, What am I meant to do on that day?
Chloe: Omg Georgina! All the girls are fucking there guy bestfriend! You should fuck Tyler because he's your bestfriend right?
Chloe:

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July 4

Hop: keep the door open three inches

July 4 means having to keep your door open three inches

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July 2

The day the smartest girl/boy was born! The person born on this day has the best moves.

Elizabeth: Wow, you can dance!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!

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july 14

Alright listen up fuckers July 14 is national nude day and any fucker born on this day should embrace their naked fuckery

Damn did you hear that bitch is a nudist. Must've been born in July 14.

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