poppin junk

talking crazy, talking slick, starting shit

Everytime Miquel gets drunk, he starts poppin junk,(but aint gonna do shit).

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JUNK FLOUR

THE PROCESS IN WHICH TO FIND THE JUNK OF A FAT GIRL.

ROLL THE FAT BITCH IN JUNK FLOUR, WHEN YOU SEE THE WET SPOT YOU HAVE FOUND SAID JUNK!!!

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Junk Shot

A terrible, not thought through plan that is sure to fail.

Andy: Hey, do you want to hang out later?

Nate: Can't, I lied about my report card and my parents found out. Now I'm grounded...

Andy: Wow, that plan was a junk shot... I don't feel sorry for you at all...

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junked out

state of being where one casually uses an illicit substance for personal or social enjoyment and then after enjoying the effects comes down, crashes, succumbs to slight withdrawal symptoms known or after effects which are the opposite of those which are euphoric or enjoyed.

common junk outs include the sleepiness of your junked out buddy after he smokes a bowl and eats a pizza or the crash that one feels after some coca cola. getting junked out can sometimes ruin your plans, as long as your not a junked out crack baby you should be ok.

Hey is Felix coming to the party?

Nah, he smoked a bowl after class and is all junked out with an empty pizza box on the couch watching Ren and Stimpy.

I hope he doesn't become a crack baby.

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Space junk

Redundant IT equipment that litters your life or office

I can’t fuckin move in here for all this fuckin Space Junk!

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Junk Funk

1. Used to refer to something that is of little value.
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut

1. "That new pink CD is sooooooooo JUNK FUNK gurrrrrl"
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK

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junk jockey

A whore who lets any dude slam the shit out of her.

That junk jockey had more mounts than Edgar Prado last week!

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