justin

a blonde and curley haired butt pirate who takes it up the ass on numerous occasions. he loves getting cummed on by xavier rudd and jack johnson. one of his favorite hobbies is to draw dicks

jack johnson: here it comes!!

justin: ohhh yeah right in my ass!

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Justin

1. extremely cheap person, uses sheets of cardboard for his bread.

2. Manipulative, especially of the younger ladies.

3. Balder, fatter, less cool, than their older brother.

4. Stool that floats instead of sinking.

I just popped a fat justin squat.

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Justin

An awesome guy with a majorly bloody dick, who is easily arroused by math homework. He enjoys creative underwear, playing guitar, and going through magical mysterious bags. He is the coolest ginger kid you will ever meet. Some would say he is "cute in an akward way", others just call him jibbly. I wouldnt trust him or Montey with a mothers credit card...He is funny, i like him! Schwang on Justin! Get to know him :)

Justin.. what are you doing over there, come on man what are you doin over there huh?

..5$..?

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justin

A dumbass morherfucker

Teacher: what's 2+2

Justin:2

Random person: he's such a Justin

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Justin

emotional, suicidal, homocidal, crazy, carries a gun, rides some bike, drives a big truck that's not his, talks highly but wouldn't do shit, usually goes for girls who way to good for him, controlling, selfish, alcoholic, drug addict, usually works at apple bee's, has two kids, and no life, big penis, no teeth.

kinda SICK.

justin is sick.

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Justin

Someone who is not funny

He was so boring, he's such a Justin

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Justin

the best guy you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the biggest asshole to everyone but the people closest to him. he teases you all the time but loves you will all his heart. hes without a doubt sexy as all hell and unexplainably perfect for his lady. don't ever take justin for granted

day 1;

me: ugh, justin is such an ass. he wont answer my calls, hes always so mean to me.

friend: okay. you're going to change your mind tomorrow.

me: no i wont. im breaking up with him.
day 2;

friend: how'd the breakup go?

me: he loves me and ugh..! hes just so sweet and amazing and perfect! im in love with him so much!

friend: oh lord. you guys are stupid.

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