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When, in the act of giving oral pleasure to a pregnant girl, her water breaks in your mouth and you are left with placenta juice all over your face.
"I was eating out your mother right before you were born, and next thing I know I get a Kentucky Waterfall! It was the happiest day of my life, I love you son!"
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A city in NORTHERN Kentucky (a.k.a., the only place in Kentucky without any rednecks). It's county is Boone. It has a population of around 3,000. It's your standard, run-of-the-mill suburban city. The only famous person who lives here is Josh Hutcherson (the kid from Zathura).
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Union, Kentucky.
Person 1: Where?
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the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas
Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.
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For when saying you got "fucked" doesn't quite cut it
That presentation was so bad, their grades are gonna get Kentucky Fucked
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The act of blowing a giant repulsive wad of snot from one's nose while pinching the opposite nostril closed.
Ian just hosed me with a nasty fucking kentucky blowout.
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While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
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When a man sh*ts inside a womens vagina, then goes to pound town.
Dan and his wife tried the Kentucky Hotpocket last night.
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