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the act of robbing the same liquor store more then 2 times
Kyle- Hey i kinda want some booze
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send
greatest person you’ll ever meet and isn’t a fake bitch!!! also is kylie’s bestfriend
I LOVE VICTORIA KELLY!!! ME TOO!!!!
Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
People named this are probably very pale because the name has Irish roots. There hair is probably drop dead gorgeous.
Damn she’s pale, must be an Annabelle Kelly.
"did you see Kelly raes boobs?"
"ya they're tits are the size of my head." "puck is lyfe for kell."
The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
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