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When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it
Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead
a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup
A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”