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The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.
"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"
A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.
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When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.
That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.
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Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.
While receiving a blowjob, the man slaps the top of the head of his partner like a ketchup bottle.
Ryan gave his girlfriend the ketchup bottle while receiving oral pleasure.
The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.
Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.