1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
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The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
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A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot
Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
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Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)
Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.
Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
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To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.
Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
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The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.
Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.
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When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
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