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keyboard tough guy

1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.

2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online

man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )

RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you

man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go

RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch

man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something

RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy

by 1h81337 May 19, 2007

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Hetero Keyboard spam

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

by Bergentruckung January 23, 2021

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Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

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reformed keyboard banger

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)

Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.

by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009

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Cheese on my keyboard

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

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Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

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keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

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