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masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::
marcus has never ever killed a kitten
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the act of urinating on someones doorstep, then placing a kitten in the puddle of urine. then ringing the doorbell and running away.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.
mrs. finklenumger was being a total bitchface, so i pickle-kittened her.
gooch gettin it in butt gay boy booty hot dodd
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a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!
i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!
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A Dom/sub relationship where either the male or female dress and act as a kitten. It has BDSM involved; if one does not have BDSM in the kitten play relationship, it is just cosplay.
Kasey has a new interest in kitten play to bring up to her Dom.
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A smoll bean who likes using the word "UwU". They spend most of their time in video games and on discord.
Someone: Wanna hang bro?
Someone else: Nah I cant I'm with my UwU Kitten
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when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it
Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop
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Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.
They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."
"mew mew mew... maaooo"
"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
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