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Lana DeDrater was the daughter of Marcus Crassus. When he was killed in the battle of Fagina, Lana ran backwards all the way to Rome to inform Caesar the triumvirate had fallen.
She ran backwards for 100 miles so as to never take her eyes off the enemy.
It is not a coincidence that Lana’s name spelt backwards is a reference to a private body part with learning difficulties- her father Marcus had a wicked sense of humor. After Marcus’s death and Lana’s epic run, when wanting to mock someone playfully in public, Romans would say they had the character of Lana Dedrater.
In modern day and in close running communities, Lana is now recognized as the patron saint of ultra running.
Cornelius my good fellow, you’ve all the traits of Lana Dedrater!
My saviour, my god. Basically the best person on eart. She is talented, hard working, nice, gorgeous, generous, loving, caring and beautiful person.
My mom is lana del rey so fuck off if you don't like her cause remember you're ugly.
A bitch who always lie about her albums releases
Bro, you know who is Lana Del Rey?
Yes, a gorgeous, amazing and fantastic girl who lies to her fandom about an album date
The definition of perfection. We will never have another artist as influential Lana. And plus, many of your favs (for example, the weeknd and Ariana Grande) also love her. She is perfect. Her albums are all a piece of art. Don’t even get me started on Norman Fucking Rockwell
Person1: omg should we listen to lana del rey
Person2: is that even a question. 1000%
Lana Del Rey>> A woman that attracted to older men and enjoys the satisfaction of being seductive while drinking red wine
Ugh this Lana Del rey song makes me want to call him
(adj.) emotional beyond the bounds of rationality. synonym: dramatic
“he was being so lana del rey. i mean he was ghosted it’s not like his mom died!”