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Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 25, 2022


Landon

Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.

Look at that cool guy Landon, I bet he own a very cool lightsaber

by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022


Landon

Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.

All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.

by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020


Landon

Landon is the best boyfriend in the world. He knows just what to say when you are feeling down. He always brings a smile to your face. When he hugs you, your body just melts into his arms. He is very cute, tall, funny, and so much more. He is the light of your world and you don't want to ever let him go.

His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.

He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.

Girl 1: "Did you see Landon and his girlfriend holding hands in the hallway today?"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"

by Ashy Paige April 7, 2020


Landon

Super cool dude but sometimes acts like a butt and he has black hair and deep brown eyes and he likes to play baseball

Girl 1: Did tour hear about that guy that got 3 people out last night

Girl 2: I’ve heard of him but don’t know his name

Girl1: his name is Landon

by Like 👍 December 14, 2019


Landon

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.

Eli fuck u Landon fo fuck ur self

by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020


Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.

Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.

by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020