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when someone asks for your card information
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lemon demoned
"Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.
oh my god neil cicierega 😥 😥 😍
Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.
Oh my god 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍
You are a fan yes
no❤️
yes
❤️
Please give me your credit card information
Neil cicierega
Yes that's me
Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.
lemon demon
Yes that is me
Give me your fucking credit card information
neilll omggg
❤️
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Noun
1. a sexual activity in which one partner (Partner-A, the lemon-juicer) lies down on their back with their chin pointing upward, while the other partner (Partner-B, the Lemon) squats, spreads their buttocks, and then places their anus around the tip of Partner-A's chin. Partner-B then spins themselves in a counter-clockwise direction until fluid from their anus is squeezed out and begins to flow into Partner-A's mouth. This sexual act has been colloquially dubbed "Lemon-Juicing" due to its visual resemblance to the scene of a lemon fruit being juiced. Partner-A’s chin is said to resemble a tool known as a Lemon-Juicer that is used in the lemon juicing process, while Partner-B’s anus is said to resemble the half of a lemon fruit that is undergoing the juicing process.
Examples:
- Since the two of them saw fit to begin lemon juicing while the night was young, he delicately spread his ass cheeks and sat on her chin until the fluid ran into her mouth.
- “Bro, Charles and Haley were totally lemon juicing on the couch earlier, and Charles told me he drank all of the ass-juices himself!”
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the lemony coloured discharge streak in a womans knickers
fucking hell you shoulda seen her knickers - she had lemon centers in them !!!
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The drink you stir up when you have found love or love is ending. It is considered lemon lean because love can be either sweet or sour. Lemon lean is that drink you have in the double cup sipping with your girl. The substances in leamon lean are squirt mixed with (ciroc, codeine, robutussin, etc.) with two jolly ranchers at the bottom. Lemon lean is the perfect drink for love beginning or ending.
“Yo bro what you drinking”
“Lemon lean, I’m simpin cause I miss my ex”
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An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.
"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."
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code for a hot asian girl
Jack: "dude check it out. lemon ice 3 o' clock"
Ernie: "oh damn you're right!"
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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.
It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.
... that would make for a sour puss
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