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sexually active man haters. 2 girls with high sex drives and usually blonde because they are too stupid to know how to work a vibrator so they bang another girl for pleasure.
bobs moms are lesbians...
bob: yo momma!
frank: which one!?
bob: both yo mommas!
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Non-men liking non-men
Person 1: I’m lesbian
Person 2: cool! Aren’t you non-binary tho?
Person 1: lesbian is non men liking non men so I can still be lesbian!
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a non man who loves non men. this includes genderfluid, demigirl, trans feminine, nonbinary, libra feminine, and a lot of genderqueer identities that can fit onto the lesbian scale. it of course does include both trans and cis binary woman.
person 1: are you a lesbian?
person 2: yes!
person 1: oh okay! that's very cool!!
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a non-man loving women.
no, it is not a woman loving women, it is someone who isnt male and dates only women.
matthew: hey, you a lesbian? bet i can turn you straight
adele: no i dont like dick fuck off
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Two girls who enjoy creating Mayonnaise sandwiches with their beavers. The Mayonnaise is a result of carpet rubbing friction between 2 women who hate the idea of good ol' wholesome, Hard, Dick!
Lesbian Girl 1 - Hi girl 2, do you wanna rub beavers?
Lesbian Girl 2 - Sure, I hate dick!
Lesbian Girl 1 - Damn Girl, look at all that mayonnaise!
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someone who is attracted to other lesbians, loves watching two chicks make out (and if given the chance, would totally join in), and adores katy perry ^_^
Gabby: "I kissed a girl and i like it"
Daniella: Oh my god i love Katy Perry!!
Gabby: Really? Me too!
Daniella: Oh my gawd! Do you like watching girls kiss?
Gabby: Yea, i would totally jump in that!
Daniella: Who wouldn't?
Gabby: Does this make us lesbians?
Daniella: Definately.
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