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When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.
Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower
Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.
Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"
To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.
Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)
He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.
The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?
Man 2: You executed her?
Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!