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A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”
“Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”
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A film about a monkey carrying a baby lion to the sky on a ledge
GF: Hey what did you watch?
Me: The Lion King, its about a monkey carrying a baby lion on the top a ledge
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Not as much a faggit as Torito
Do you think he's gay? No, not a Torito, more like a White_Lion.
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The Lionsgate Portal opens from July 26th to August 12th, sending beams of high vibrational energy to planet Earth, however the energies are at their peak on August 8th.
In numerology, the 8th day of the 8th month is a highly spiritual and charged time. The number 8 represents infinity, the infinite soul that we are and the infinite journey that we take. It represents the “forever conscious” part of our soul; the soul that has lived and will continue to live long after and long before this incarnation.
Lions gate portal
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A capitalist pig who believes in social Darwinism, thus having the right to eat anyone.
The hungry lion controls the capitalist jungle.
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When making love in the missionary position with a woman who has a small child, you grab the child, straighten your back, and hoist him/her into the air. Simultaneously, you sing the first few measures of "The Circle of Life".
Look at that MILF... I can't wait to give her the Lion King.
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The act of urinating on or in someone else's hair. Similar to a Gold Shower, but specific to just the hair instead of a more full-body experience.
Fred paid for a Gold Shower, but all he got was a Gold Lion due to some very poor aiming.
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