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Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.
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Born February 1, 1968, to Elvis and Priscilla Presley. Presley is on her 4th marriage. First, it was Danny Keough (which resulted in Riley Keough and Benjamin Storm Keough), Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage. Lisa is currently married to Michael Lockwood which resulted in fraternal twin girls, Harper Vivienne Ann and Finley Aaron Love. (Finley's middle name, Aaron, is dedicated to her father's middle name, Aron later changed to Aaron and Love is dedicated to Lisa's paternal grandmother (Elvis' mother) who was Gladys Love Presley. Ann is dedicated to Priscilla's middle name.
Lisa Marie sings and she has an attitude...known as LMFP.
Hey, does Elvis have any kids?
Yeah, Lisa Marie Presley.
You mean Lisa Marie Fuckin' Presley.
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you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.
nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA
someone with common sense: here yall go...
logical person: didnt they do this last year?
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The person who trolled the whole entire roblox community during 2019 - 2021. You’re stupid if you believed an obvious troll.
Jonah: “Do you remember Lisa gaming roblox?”
Rat: “You mean that one person who trolled the entire roblox community?”
Jonah: “Yeah..”
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Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.
The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
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Mona lisa is when u have no fkn eyebrows or lips k. When u have skin for brows and slits for lips babe. If you a monalisa just draw on some eyebrows and Kylie Jenner those lips hun
boy 1: Dammmn you see that chick she got a fat assss.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.
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A really cool person who can be a mean person on the outside but sweet inside. And is sometimes judged, as well as scared of people. People are her least liked thing. She can have characteristics of a potato but is not one. Because that's stupid.
Wow! Lisa Grace Buccasio out of bed by 6:30! Why so early? :/