Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

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Wallet Lizard

A negro that jumps people

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.

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Lizard People

Those who willfully or knowingly operate in the world using the lowest order and least evolved brain function. Generally disregarding rational thought and cooperative mammalian society in preference of self-centered survival and base pleasure seeking.

Even though they call for party unity and a strong America, the GOP and it's supporters are actually rugged individualist lizard people who reject an equal and collectively free society.

"That's right I'm an individual who can survive all on my own; it's a free country so I'll do what I want - I'm a lizard person!"

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the lizard king

The nickname of the late great Jim Morrison, referencing his large genitalia.

Jim Morrison is and always will be the lizard king.

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lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.

Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.

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Muddy Lizard

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.

1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

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lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

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