Random
Source Code
Random
Look in the toilet after #2 and you will find a Natural Log.
Example: Calculus tends to be very fond of Natural Logs. For example, what is the derivative of a natural log? Why is this natural log bigger than this other natural log?
13👍 5👎
An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
34👍 18👎
To be sodomized by a large black penis.
Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"
10👍 4👎
Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.
while sally was taking a dump, billy felt the urge to repay his girlfriend, for the blumkin the other night by swamp logging her right there.
10👍 4👎
A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
39👍 24👎
a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.
James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
23👍 13👎