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When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.
My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.
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A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.
Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔
Giving a blowjob to a skinny penis.
I love long throating boys.
I long throated Jim last night.
Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong
A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"