Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.

you are such a dickhead loser

Group Loser

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.

Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!

Loser Circle

adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.

If you have to look at this your in the Loser Circle...

first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...

larry the loser

His name is larry and he is a loser

hi larry the loser

Loser in-law

The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.

A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.

They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.

Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"

The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.

Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?