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a very well thought out and complex movie. The entire plot is a twist and at the end of the movie all of its confusing details are revealed. Movie in a nut shell- a man bets on a rigged horse loses, and is killed along with his wife and kid. However the kid was not really killed and some years later eventually reaches the men responsible for his parents death and kills them all. Although it sounds straightforward enough, the kid is not revealed to have survived until the end and watching the movie will clear up any misconceptions
The writers of Lucky Number Slevin were geniuses
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To be happy go lucky, is to be cheerful about most all things. To have a positive view on life. To annoy the shit out of your friends, and to just be a peppy shithead.
Ugh, that Richard Simmons is SOO happy go lucky, he makes me sick!
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A penny found on the ground heads up is a lucky penny. If you pick up this lucky penny and you notice the date it was made was on your birth year, it becomes a super lucky penny!
Giving a super lucky penny to somebody else who was not born on the year the penny was made will not give them better luck than a lucky penny would give them.
Guy: "I've found a lot of lucky pennies too, but nevermind those, I've actually found a super lucky penny yesterday!"
Guy 2: "To this day I have yet to find a super lucky penny. This one lucky penny seemed like it was taunting me by being made one year after my birth year..."
Guy: "Aww, bad luck."
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When guys, or girls, brag about getting a lucky home run, they ain't talking about baseball. They're usually referring to how they ran through the bases on a one night stand; First base, Second base, Third base, Fourth base, and yeah, that's right, Fifth base, baby! ;)
Guy 1: Dude, i just ran a Lucky Home Run: on the first date!
Guy 2: Sweeeet!!
when a guy uses a paper towel roll on his penis to make it look longer, about 15 inches long. he then has sex with a girl, and whatever is inside the paper towel roll, he eats it with a spoon.
boy: dude, i'm totally going to lucky 15 her tonight!
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a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
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Something one would say sarcastically, in a situation that doesn't really require any luck at all. Often said around someone who is extremely superstitious in order to mock their beliefs.
Keith: Alright dude, I'm gonna do it now...
Jon: Whoohoo... dont let me forget my Lucky Snake's Foot this time...
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