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Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes
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An unemployed, leaching, hostel-living old guy donned from head to toe in a lycra hot pink unitard, with a matted grundle full of melting grundel butter from riding a unicycle in the streets all day long looking for handouts. He has also been known to wear a tiny cape and flap his arms like a chicken while riding around town.
Guy 1: Hey, look! It's Pink Man! What's that brown bubble near his ass on his unicycle seat???
Guy 2: Dude, that's sick!! He just sharted and I bet his grundel shit butter is running down his legs!!
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A purple man with a deformed neck.
This was "Aubergine Man" approved, Old Sport.
You can get sexual with your homies, but it’s not gay as it’s just bromance and a way of showing love to your homies.
Yes bro you can kiss me, Man Like Man though
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A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different
Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
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A bald mannequin head that says stuff like SUCC or ANGERY and usually travels to the O783/065rd dimension with his "pal" orang. He is the star of surreal memes, and he doesn't like vegetals.
I watched some surreal memes last night.
Meme Man is so funny, isn't he?
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In hockey, a male player whose physical appearance and on-ice skills combined cause men and women alike to become aroused.
I’m telling you Biz, Hanifin’s a total man rocket. I’ve heard he has a huge wrench too.
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