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The dumb fuckin prank call that Bart made to Moe's Tavern
"Hey, um... I'm lookin for Maya Buttreeks!"
Maya and Idriss are soul mates. Idriss has so much rizz with maya, she will get on her knees on comand. Maya can also rizz Idriss up every day. Idriss and Maya love going into flee the facility and crouching and un crouching ontop of eachother. Idriss can rizz up many other women, and will not hesitate to play his Sin City sound effect. Idriss has been known to cheat on maya a few times, and Maya has done the same. Idriss and Maya will always have the most rizz in history, and that will never change.
Can you believe what Maya and Idriss did last night?
A Girl who amazes everyone by her beauty and kindness , always making people laugh and making them feel like they are worth everything to her She is one of a kind And she deserves everything good coming her way her smile and laugh brightens everyone’s day her eyes and lips you can stare for hours without a blink she’s the dream girl you can possibly ask for she’s your world and soul when you meet her everyone wishes to have her in their life
Maya Ellis I wish I had the chance to talk to you maya or be friends with you your pretty, Nice, and funny and all out a good hearted person
Maya: minding her own business in her room
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
Maya’s are really into powerlifting and swimming. If you see one at a YMCA assume the worst. Maya’s don’t believe in anything and have shaky hands. Maya’s get bullied a lot and it is never in good fun. People legitimately have it out for them. Watch Out.
Maya Buck has really shaky hands.
can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors
guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu
Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly